February 2012
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My Mother Ladies and Gentleman
Mum: That was my concern when I had you Thomas
Me: What's that?
Mum: That the nurse was gonna give me an enema
Me: You were concerned by the fact they could stick soapy water up your arse?
Mum: Well yeah it hurts I bin told
Me: And the Child you birthed *gestures to self* didn't?
I am Dave ! Yognaught.
I AM DAVE YOGNAUGHT AND I HAVE THE BALLS!
Feeling Rather Neutral Lately...
Like I’m not drawn to anything, I’m not trying to gravitate to something. Or trying to lead anything.
I feel like I could lay back and watch the world go by
Soooo..
Wednesday gonna go see The Artist, with a rather cute young lady :)
Should be good :)
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"Balls to him. There's no such thing as a friendly...
thundermeetsmyheart:
-Simon Lane
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Give me one good reason to look forward to...
The Moment when you realise...
That tbh you haven’t got alot going for you in life….
